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spankmehardbarry:

vineing:

how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes

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(via xx-you-are-the-only-exception-xx)

  • citizen: it's a bird!
  • citizen: it's a plane!
  • *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
  • superman: it's a metaphor

officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

(via solodolodrew)

queeradish:

tamenvoluivivere:

queeradish:

NOBODY TOLD ME SNAILS EAT WORMS I THOUGHT THEY FED ON SUNSHINE AND DEWDROPS

then you should probably know that the reason they’re so gooey on their tops and not just their bottoms is so that if ants and the like try to eat them they with get stuck and either suffocate or starve whilst attached to the snail

oh i thought that was just maximum lubrication for prime slime trail creation

(via droljsi)

dashdrive:

my dog came in my room, knocked some shit over, and left

(via xeellaaa)