how do u get ur grades up in like 6 minutes
- citizen: it's a bird!
- citizen: it's a plane!
- *superman flies down with kryptonite between his teeth*
- superman: it's a metaphor
if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot
NOBODY TOLD ME SNAILS EAT WORMS I THOUGHT THEY FED ON SUNSHINE AND DEWDROPS
then you should probably know that the reason they’re so gooey on their tops and not just their bottoms is so that if ants and the like try to eat them they with get stuck and either suffocate or starve whilst attached to the snail
oh i thought that was just maximum lubrication for prime slime trail creation