- mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
- me: that information is confidential
Why when your parents are asleep you do James Bond shit to not wake them up but when you’re asleep they vacuum and talk extra loud and sing fucking spirituals and shit.
because you got to bed at 4 am & wake up at 3 in the afternoon
when my parents ask me why i’m always on my laptop
livin a life of constantly being a little bit sleepy and mildly turned on
i thought supernatural was supposed to be funny and i never expected it to rip my heart out with every episode i watch